Punch another guy in the arm and call him a bitch. = Hey brother, good to see you! Look at your wife and say, "Get me some tea, bitch." = Honey, I'm tired. Never mind the fact that mama used to bring me my sippy cup, I love you. Squealing the tires at a stop sign. = I really don't care if you think I'm cool, I just wanna see what this toy can do! Emptying a 30 round magazine into an embankment= God, I love the smell of spent ammo! Covering your wife's head with the blankets after farting in bed = Damn, can't believe it was that loud, I think she heard me, might otta play this one away! Hey, Y'all watch this! = Fuck, I'm fixing to die, but, they'll think I'm chicken if I don't do this. I wear the pants in this family bitch! = I hope she washed my favorite Levi's for tomorrow. What's fer supper woman? = I spent all my allowance on beer last weekend, so, I couldn't get anything out of the vending machine at work today. Me & the boys going shooting tomorrow woman! = I really don't want to listen to my mother in law tell you what a loser you married this weekend. Whut n a hell is at?! = I've never seen that before, it's kinda spooky looking. Over yonder! = Could be anywhere, without looking where he's pointing, you'll NEVER find it. Scatter gun = shotgun. Beer belly = Fuel tank for a love machine. This is Lady Scout, thought y'all could use this information to help understand him better.